tell me a secret
one time in high school i was sick with strep throat but the school refused to let me leave until after lunch and i was miserable all morning. so as revenge i coughed on my hands and rubbed them all up and down the stair well railing because i was angry and miserable.
about a month later literally half the school was sick with strep and bad colds. oops.
"A lot of people don’t know that I’m really a silly guy. I don’t take anything seriously. It takes a lot of energy for me to take something seriously." - celebrity alphabet : Evan Peters
…okay. I am now on board the Harley Train.
HOLY SHIT GUYS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND SHE JUST THREW FUCKING LOBO THROUGH A GODDAMN WALL
IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO LOBO IS LET ME FUCKING LEARN YOU A THING
LOBO IS A GODDAMN INTERSTELLAR MERCENARY/BOUNTY HUNTER. HE IS AN ALIEN FROM THE PLANET OF CZARNIA NEVER HEARD OF CZARNIA YOU SAY? THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S A DEAD PLANET. LITERALLY DEAD. HE FUCKING KILLED EVERYONE ON THAT BITCH. FOR FUN. WITH A LEGION OF FLYING SCORPIONS. I SHIT YOU NOT.
T H E R E ’ S N O O N E L E F T
HIS FAVORITE HOBBIES ARE GETTING FUCKING HAMMERED AND KILLING SHIT. HIS NAME ROUGHLY TRANSLATED IS
HE WHO DEVOURS YOUR ENTRAILS AND THOROUGHLY ENJOYS IT
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BADASS OF ALL BADASSES. THE ROCKSTAR OF ALL ROCKSTARS. THE MERC TO END ALL MERCS. HE RIDES A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING MOTORCYCLE THROUGH SPACE AND KILLS PEOPLE.
"He is surprisingly protective of space dolphins, some of which he feeds from his home. A few have been killed in separate incidents, which he avenges with his usual violence.”
THAT IS THE MAN THAT HARLEY JUST TOSSED THROUGH A FUCKING CEMENT WALL. IF YOU DON’T FUCKING PISS YOUR PANTS THINKING ABOUT HER FROM NOW ON, IF SHE DOESN’T FUCKING HAUNT YOUR DREAMS UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE…
YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG.
YES. THANK YOU.